Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Meetings: The Practical Alternative to Work

I originally posted this on my old website in November 2002. I removed it on November 26, 2004, and reposted it on March 21, 2006. I am not the original creator; I am just sharing it.

Are you lonely?

Hate having to make decisions?

Rather talk about it than do it?

Want to pass the buck?

HOLD A MEETING!

Sharpen your skills in meaningless verbal interaction.

Learn to off-load decisions.

Write volumes of meaningless rhetoric.

Feel important, impress your colleagues.

Catch up on your sleep.

AND ALL ON WORK TIME!

meeting

Meetings:

the practical alternative to work

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