Mathematical Proof That Girls Are Evil

I originally posted this on my old website on March 21, 2006. I am not the original creator; it was sent to me in an email, and I am just sharing it.

Mathematical Proof that girls are evil:

First we state that girls require time and money:

GIRLS = TIME x MONEY

As we all know, "time is money" 

TIME = MONEY

Therefore,

GIRLS = MONEY x MONEY = MONEY²

And because "money is the root of all evil:"

MONEY = √EVIL

Therefore: 

GIRLS = √EVIL²

So we are forced to conclude:

GIRLS = EVIL