I originally posted this on my old website in November 2002. I removed it on November 26, 2004, and reposted it on March 21, 2006. I am not the original creator; I am just sharing it.
How you can tell when it’s going to be a Rotten Day!
You wake up and discover your waterbed broke and then realize that you don’t have a waterbed.
You wake up face down on the pavement.
You wake up and your braces are locked together.
You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren’t any.
You put both contact lenses in the same eye.
Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell’s Angels on the freeway.
You see a “60 Minutes” news team waiting in your office.
Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.
You call your answering service and they tell you it’s none of your business.
Your income tax check bounces.
Your twin sister forgot your birthday.
You turn on the news and they’re showing emergency routes out of the city.
You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.
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