I originally posted this on my old website in November 2002. I removed it on November 26, 2004, and reposted it on March 21, 2006. I am not the original creator; I am just sharing it.
MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY FOR THE LAYMAN
(or the MSOE nursing student)
1. Artery- The study of fine painting.
2. Barium- What to do if C.P.R. fails.
3. Caesarean Section- A district in Rome.
4. Colic- A sheep-dog.
5. Coma- A punctuation mark.
6. Congenital- Friendly.
7. Dilate- To live longer.
8. Fester- Quicker.
9. G.I. Series- Baseball series between teams of soldiers.
10. Grippe- A suitcase.
11. Hang-nail- A coat hook.
12. Medical Staff- A doctor's cane.
13. Minor Operation- Coal digging.
14. Morbid- A higher offer.
15. Nitrate- Lower than the day rate.
16. Node- Was aware of.
17. Organic- Musical.
18. Outpatient- A person who has fainted.
19. Post-Operative- A letter carrier.
20. Protein- In favor of young people.
21. Secretion- Hiding anything.
22. Serology- The study of English Knighthood.
23. Tablet- A small table.
24. Tumor- An extra pair.
25. Urine- Opposite of "You're out."
26. Varicose Veins- Veins which are very close.
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