I originally posted this on my old website on March 21, 2006. This was part of the old Words of Wisdom page from November 2002 to November 26, 2004. I am not the original creator; I am just sharing it.
BUMPER STICKERS WE’D LIKE TO SEE
If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hands.
Death to all fanatics!
I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Parking is such street sorrow.
If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s intolerance.
Forget about world peace – visualize using your turn signal!
Clones are people two.
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Nostalgia just isn’t what it used to be.
Think “honk” if you’re telepathic.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors!
Dyslexics have more fnu.
Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
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